I just got home from daniel and davids house and my grandma made me empty my bag on the table when i walked in the door. so psycho. but she found all my weed and stuff so now I am not allowed to go anywhere or do anything. but she did say I may leave if I wanted to. I totally want to and maybe I will. but she took my phone. how the heck am I supposed to get by without my phone?

Arise and be all that you dreamed.: marththebland: it is so weird to me that all the shitty top 40 music... →

marththebland:

it is so weird to me that all the shitty top 40 music is not only popular but critically acclaimed

there are a bunch of guys outside listening to some song that’s like “if you’re sexy and you know it put your hands up in the air” and i was thinking god this song is SO DUMB…

donghaestongue:

Have you ever watched your friends from afar and realized they seem happier without you.

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youaremynirvana:

i love reading ”’tween”’ magazines purely because of the section where they send in their embarrassing moments 

i was in a restaurant and i saw my crush who was looking like a total hottie but then i slipped and fell into his lap omg! blush! soooo cringey! - Sally, 13

and i’m like

OH SALLY WHAT ARE YOU LIKE

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